§ Hockey
Dear hockey fan, Please join me in cringing with a general sense of imminent humiliation over NHL Wunderkind commissioner Gary Bettman’s latest attempt to market the game. According to ESPN, NHL uniforms are soon going to be modernized: The NHL will break with tradition next season by ushering in a new, streamlined uniform that blends fashion with functionality, commissioner Gary... more
§ Canucks
Dear Dave Nonis, This offseason, please breakup the current roster of the Vancouver Canucks. While the team was once an entertaining powerhouse in the Pacific Northwest, I think it’s now fair to say that this group of players is done. I’ve waited until after the playoff just to make sure that I wasn’t merely frustrated that the team missed the... more
§ Hockey
Damned Flamers… Oh well, the nice thing about this irritating playoff beard is that it gives me something to talk about besides the Vancouver Canucks’ recent series loss to the Calgary Flames. So instead of delving any further into the bitterness of this second-straight season with a game seven loss on home-ice, let’s talk facial hair. I Shaved, I Grew,... more
§ Canucks
Yes, Todd Bertuzzi has been suspended for the duration of the 03/04 regular season and playoffs as well. It's difficult to argue with the suitability of his punishment. But, there are two ways to deal with this if you are a Canucks fan: h3. The Quick Method Pretend that Todd Bertuzzi has a broken leg, torn ACL or whatever other... more