I didn’t even get to see this game. So why the match report? Because I’ve been waiting for a reason to expose Fulham manager Chris Coleman as Little Nicky for quite some time.

Coleman has likely ditched this uber-geeky style by now, but I will never understand what would have compelled a wealthy ex-footballer turned young manager to adopt such an egregiously loser-chic haircut?

I suppose it could be worse: he could have further tortured the world with the venerable soccer mullet.