§ Humour
Goatseeker: all goats, all the time. The internet never ceases to amaze. My initial reaction, after stumbling upon the site from the drupal showcase, was that this had to be a gag site. I mean, it’s billed as a site for goat lovers and it features goat classifieds! Sure, there are probably a fair amount of people who would be... more
§ Politics
It’s hard to pay attention to 9/11 conspiracy theorists. The actions of the Bushmen after the twin tower and pentagon bombings already fail the smell test for most people who have followed the machinations of the oval office since the terrorist acts. But Barrie Zwicker takes conspiracy theories to the next level. The journalist and documentary maker reveals to George... more
§ Weird
Ross Rebagliati, the snowboarder who won olympic gold for Canada while baked is claiming that a character on a TV show about Whistler is based on him: Rebagliati says the TV character is a blond, blue-eyed Olympic snowboarding gold medallist from Whistler who is shown driving drunk and womanizing. —CBC May it’s just because I find his monotonous voice and... more
§ Weird
A light bulb usually appears over the head of a cartoon character who has a unique idea. For the unfortunate Fateh Mohammad, his idea was presented rather uniquely under him. Mohammed, a Pakistani prison inmate, awoke recently to discover an intact glass light bub in his anus. According to his doctors, the operation to remove the object was a success,... more
§ Weird
Any seasoned college student should already know what hash butter is. But I wonder if anyone has considered the possibility of Hash Beef? According to The Scotsman that’s exactly what some Russian cows may become by the end of next winter: RUSSIA’S long winter will fly by for a herd of cows which is to be fed fodder containing confiscated... more
§ Weird
Imagine a fingertip-sized slice of lunch meat with a half centimeter lining of forest green wasabi on one edge. That just came out of my nose. Aren’t sinus infections fun?... more
§ Weird
I just don’t understand the Dutch. According to Reuters, a Dutch village has legally banned the taking of the Lord’s name in vain: Staphorst, in the so-called Dutch “bible belt” of eastern towns where religion holds sway, approved a ban on swearing by 13-4 council votes. But the caveat that swearing is not banned when it is an expression of... more
§ Weird
It seems that there is a simple and effective way to trump the efforts of any protest: Light yourself on fire. According to the CBC, that’s exactly what happened in Ottawa when “A man doused himself with gasoline and set himself on fire during a standoff with police outside the Ontario legislature, overshadowing a nearby protest by hundreds of farmers.... more
§ Weird
Yet another reason why Mozilla Firefox is the best web browser in history: PimpZilla Theme Well, maybe a web browser boasting fur and bling is not exactly revolutionary, but it sure is a much needed addition for anybody with a fuzzy hat and goldfish bowls for heels.... more
§ Weird
An intelligent missionary relies on clever tricks such as technology and guilt to induct his flock. A dirt stupid missionary not only attempts to convert a lion, but also forgets that Christian theology precludes animals from even possessing a soul to save. Oi.... more