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Art

- (1) involving the work of people who wear flamboyant berets.

[27.10.03] Bare-naked in the Park


Books

- (3)

[25.05.06] Happy Towel Day!
[29.12.05] How to Title for a Bestseller
[18.08.05] How Animals Have Sex - The Book


British Columbia

- (4)

[04.08.06] Rebagliati isn't too stoned to notice TV Show
[03.02.06] Vancouver: City of Hollow Protest
[18.01.06] Election 2006: Derek Zeisman, Best campaign promise, ever
[03.01.06] Election 2006: Ian Waddell, Inept Opportunist


Canada

- (17)

[04.08.06] Rebagliati isn't too stoned to notice TV Show
[24.05.06] Stompin' Tom Invokes the Third Person
[03.03.06] Destroy the Senate
[23.02.06] It's the end of The Bay as we know it
[25.01.06] Election 2006: Post-Mortem
[18.01.06] Election 2006: Derek Zeisman, Best campaign promise, ever
[17.01.06] Election 2006: NDP Ads offer mediocrity in more languages
[14.01.06] Election 2006: It isn't easy being green...
[13.01.06] Election 2006: Harper's a Trekkie?
[12.01.06] Election 2006: Exploit the Tories' nutbars!
[11.01.06] Election 2006: Vote Liberal for no space guns!
[11.01.06] Election 2006: Gilles Duceppe for Prime Minister
[09.01.06] Election 2006: Debate Roundup
[09.01.06] Election 2006: Forecasting the English Debate
[06.01.06] Election 2006: Sarmite Bulte, Liberal Lobbyist Lackey
[05.01.06] Election 2006: Will the Handgun ban be the Liberal's last gaffe?
[03.01.06] Election 2006: Ian Waddell, Inept Opportunist


Comics

- (1)

[23.08.06] The collected Tales of the Black Freighter


Computer

- (1)

[09.11.06] Even Apple knows its users are annoying


Cooking

- (1) regarding culinary catastrophes.

[04.11.03] Curry at 2am


Crappy Crappy Sad Sad

- (2) about depressing stuff you can't avoid.

[04.09.04] Eulogy to My Dead CPU Fan
[09.05.03] Puckhead


Design

- (1)

[06.05.04] Behind the Typeface


Ego

- (4) about that part of me that's not as interesting as what's going on in my Id.

[15.10.04] The Return of Kavin
[22.09.04] Got Gmail?
[09.04.04] Twenty-Five
[09.04.03] Year of the Bastard


Gardening

- (1) about interesting horticulture.

[25.05.03] Water Flowing Uphill


Geeky

- (8) having to do with geeky interests or paraphenalia.

[03.02.04] HOOM! Walking Directions to Mordor
[07.12.03] Why I Love Google
[26.10.03] May the Force be with Ramadan
[17.08.03] Die-Cast Lust
[10.06.03] Awards Worth Paying Attention To
[03.06.03] Name that 'Puter
[30.05.03] Lego Us, Lego You
[25.05.03] Water Flowing Uphill


Happy Happy Joy Joy

- (6) regarding events and things that make you want to do the happy dance.

[02.05.05] Ben Kishor
[09.08.04] Mr & Mrs Ann D'Lima
[21.11.03] Ann and I...
[04.10.03] Alex D'Lima
[13.07.03] We're Back Baby!
[13.04.03] Wee' Logan Gunther


Health

- (2)

[30.08.05] Overclock a Human
[11.02.04] Smoking out the Gene Pool


Hockey

- (3) about Canada's frigid pastime.

[09.05.03] Puckhead
[08.05.03] Just not Minnesota
[02.05.03] Playoff beard... Honest


Humour

- (30) that make you sneer, sniggle, snort and, occasionally, laugh.

[09.11.06] Even Apple knows its users are annoying
[17.10.06] All goats, all the time.
[04.08.06] Rebagliati isn't too stoned to notice TV Show
[30.06.06] Man discovers Lightbulb in anus.
[25.05.06] Happy Towel Day!
[24.05.06] Stompin' Tom Invokes the Third Person
[30.01.06] How not to stumble in a museum
[10.01.06] Condoms from Knutsford & Visiting Tong Fuk
[10.01.06] Cheney Confirmed as a Retentive
[09.01.06] Election 2006: Forecasting the English Debate
[11.09.05] Dick Cheney told what to do to himself
[19.07.05] Atleast I'm Smarter than a Creationist
[19.06.05] Printer Sadist
[24.03.05] Paul Wolfowitz's World Bank CV
[27.02.05] PimpZilla
[03.11.04] The World's Most Stupid Missionary
[12.09.04] The Return of Dr JellyFinger
[17.05.04] How Sheltered Were These People?
[06.05.04] Behind the Typeface
[16.04.04] Political Cover of the Year
[28.03.04] The Pyramider
[20.02.04] Ring of Fire Isn't A Song About Haemorrhoids?
[13.02.04] Plant a Bush on Mars
[11.02.04] Smoking out the Gene Pool
[03.02.04] HOOM! Walking Directions to Mordor
[19.01.04] Charlie the Curser Lives
[07.12.03] Why I Love Google
[26.10.03] May the Force be with Ramadan
[18.08.03] Moro Islamic Liberation Front
[02.05.03] Playoff beard... Honest


Movies

- (1)

[22.08.06] Bumblebee is a Camaro?


Music

- (3)

[11.07.04] Rene Hugo y sus Amigos CD Launched
[20.02.04] Ring of Fire Isn't A Song About Haemorrhoids?
[23.01.04] Music is Stupid


NFL

- (1)

[02.10.03] BumRushed


Photography

- (1)

[27.10.03] Bare-naked in the Park


Politics

- (54)

[27.08.06] Zwicker calls Chomsky a CIA Apologist?
[03.03.06] Destroy the Senate
[03.02.06] Vancouver: City of Hollow Protest
[25.01.06] Election 2006: Post-Mortem
[18.01.06] Election 2006: Derek Zeisman, Best campaign promise, ever
[17.01.06] Election 2006: NDP Ads offer mediocrity in more languages
[14.01.06] Election 2006: It isn't easy being green...
[13.01.06] Election 2006: Harper's a Trekkie?
[12.01.06] Election 2006: Exploit the Tories' nutbars!
[11.01.06] Election 2006: Vote Liberal for no space guns!
[11.01.06] Election 2006: Gilles Duceppe for Prime Minister
[10.01.06] Cheney Confirmed as a Retentive
[09.01.06] Election 2006: Debate Roundup
[09.01.06] Election 2006: Forecasting the English Debate
[06.01.06] Election 2006: Sarmite Bulte, Liberal Lobbyist Lackey
[05.01.06] Election 2006: Will the Handgun ban be the Liberal's last gaffe?
[03.01.06] Election 2006: Ian Waddell, Inept Opportunist
[23.12.05] Election 2006: Follow the Money
[16.12.05] Election 2006: Spice up the French Debate
[15.12.05] Election 2006: Jack Layton Advocates Family Neglect
[14.12.05] Election 2006: Martin Begins BC Campaign with PMS
[14.12.05] Election 2006: Beer Not Kids
[13.12.05] Election 2006: Loonie
[12.12.05] Election 2006: The Video Game
[11.12.05] Election 2006: Canada Lacks A Terminator
[06.12.05] Election 2006: Why It Sucks to Be Doug McCallum
[25.11.05] Buy Nothing Day Revolt
[15.09.05] UN fails to define terrorism
[11.09.05] Dick Cheney told what to do to himself
[23.08.05] Robertson Calls for Chavez' Assasination
[09.08.05] The Canadian Subjugation of Denmark
[29.07.05] Bending for Daylight
[09.06.05] Pissing in the Wind: Guantanomo Style
[24.03.05] Paul Wolfowitz's World Bank CV
[03.03.05] West Vancouver Bans Smelly Food
[26.02.05] Anglican Primates
[25.02.05] Why Fear Elections?
[21.02.05] Mr Dithers
[10.02.05] Being Gay A Mental Disorder in BC
[07.02.05] Rehabilitating Macbeth
[01.11.04] Why I'm Endorsing George Bush
[06.09.04] Another List from Project Censored
[28.06.04] Election 2004: No Winners, Lots of Losers
[26.06.04] Open Letter to NDP Campaigners
[15.06.04] Election 2004: Leadership Debate
[05.06.04] No More Ballot Eating
[31.05.04] Why We No Longer Say 'Genocide'
[27.04.04] The Humvee Indicator
[16.04.04] Political Cover of the Year
[24.02.04] Section 329: Elections in the Stoneage
[13.02.04] Plant a Bush on Mars
[24.10.03] Do You Care About UN Day?
[11.09.03] The Best News You Never Read
[07.09.03] Bush-Whacked


Quip

- (11)

[12.09.06] Synonymous with the Beast
[24.08.06] We just lost a planet
[07.02.06] The Gathering of the Fellowship
[14.01.06] Election 2006: It isn't easy being green...
[10.01.06] Cheney Confirmed as a Retentive
[28.07.05] Draft Dodger Convention
[26.02.05] Anglican Primates
[06.02.05] Meep!
[12.09.04] The Return of Dr JellyFinger
[18.03.04] Plagiarized? Lie About It
[24.10.03] Do You Care About UN Day?


Rant

- (18) involving tirades, diatribes and soapboxes

[27.08.06] Zwicker calls Chomsky a CIA Apologist?
[22.08.06] Bumblebee is a Camaro?
[05.06.06] When is a Nerd Unsalvageable?
[24.05.06] Stompin' Tom Invokes the Third Person
[03.02.06] Vancouver: City of Hollow Protest
[05.01.06] Election 2006: Will the Handgun ban be the Liberal's last gaffe?
[03.01.06] Election 2006: Ian Waddell, Inept Opportunist
[01.01.06] People are still stupid
[29.07.05] Bending for Daylight
[17.07.05] Not A Nice Girl?
[24.03.05] Paul Wolfowitz's World Bank CV
[07.02.05] Rehabilitating Macbeth
[22.04.04] The Definition of a Bad Job
[28.03.04] The Pyramider
[23.01.04] Music is Stupid
[27.10.03] Bare-naked in the Park
[29.08.03] Our Languid Canadian Faces
[02.05.03] Playoff beard... Honest


Religion

- (6)

[20.12.05] 'Intelligent Design' Denied
[23.08.05] Robertson Calls for Chavez' Assasination
[26.07.05] Do We Call Her Father?
[14.07.05] Pope Break
[26.02.05] Anglican Primates
[03.11.04] The World's Most Stupid Missionary


Science

- (5)

[24.08.06] We just lost a planet
[23.12.05] Let's Talk About Uranus
[08.03.05] Necrophiliac Ducks
[13.02.04] Plant a Bush on Mars
[25.05.03] Water Flowing Uphill


Science Fiction

- (4)

[18.06.06] Trek's dead baby... Trek's dead.
[13.01.06] Election 2006: Harper's a Trekkie?
[09.03.04] The Isaac Asimov Postage Stamp
[09.12.03] Farscape Un-frelled


Site Design

- (1)

[22.11.02] Am I Done yet?


Sports

- (7) regarding balls, pucks and even wickets

[29.09.05] Wookie Fastball at Fenway
[08.02.05] The CBC Bends Over
[02.10.03] BumRushed
[10.05.03] Junkie's Summer Lull
[09.05.03] Puckhead
[08.05.03] Just not Minnesota
[02.05.03] Playoff beard... Honest


Star Wars

- (5)

[01.12.05] Revenge of the Sith In Engrish
[15.11.05] Ki-Adi-Mundi in a Sand Dune
[08.11.05] Star Wars Day
[29.09.05] Wookie Fastball at Fenway
[26.10.03] May the Force be with Ramadan


Tolkien

- (2)

[07.02.06] The Gathering of the Fellowship
[03.02.04] HOOM! Walking Directions to Mordor


Transformers

- (3) regarding the Heroic Autobots and Evil Decepticons.

[22.08.06] Bumblebee is a Camaro?
[31.12.05] Optimus Prime Gets Disrespected
[17.08.03] Die-Cast Lust


True Story

- (1)

[05.01.04]