§ Weird
An intelligent missionary relies on clever tricks such as technology and guilt to induct his flock. A dirt stupid missionary not only attempts to convert a lion, but also forgets that Christian theology precludes animals from even possessing a soul to save. Oi.... more
§ Politics
I. Kerry’s Crappy Campaign At John Kerry’s disposal lay the track record of the most incompetent President in recent history1. With all that material to attack with, even Helen Keller could have landed political bitch slap on ole’ Dubyah. Instead, JFK waged a tepid campaign focused on minimizing his own growing reputation as a flip flopper. Who would you rather... more