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◊ Noodlings ◊ January 2004

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Once upon a time in Taiwan, bq. A dead sperm whale [had] exploded while being delivered to a research centre near the southwestern city of Tainan. Passers-by and cars were soaked in blood and body parts were sprayed over a road after the bursting of the whale, which was being carried on a trailer. And I guessed that feeding seagulls... more

It's always interesting when someone you know from meatspace--how's that for a jarring but useful term from webspeak--develops their own presence on the internet by way of their own blog. Steve, my favourite neighbourhood legomaniac, has recently started posting to Livejournal at Bumbot: The Bloggering. Hopefully I can now comment as thoughtfuly on Steve's blog as he has on my... more

I remember enjoying the first time I heard "Smells like Teen Spirit" while my friend's parents drove us home from a movie in their mini-van. He turned to me and said "I can't believe people think this is music...It'll never catch on." I remember thinking "I don't care if the music sucks, this is fun" while crowdsurfing my way up... more

Charlie, Winston Churchill's notoriously profane parrot, is still alive and swearing. At 104 years of age, her foul-mouthed tirades may be on the decline, but her ability to utter anti-Axis obscenities impresses me to no end. Yes, Charlie is known for routinely blurting out "F%#@ Hitler!" and "F%#@ the Nazis!" to the delight of the legendary Prime Minister. Imagine if... more

Old Man Winter is a vicious heat-miser who does not tolerate foolishness idly. h3. Case in point: This fine, frigid morning--a lovely -10 c start to the day--an unassuming young boy and girl embarked on a short drive to the home of the girl's brother. The brother was leaving for a short trip to warmer climes and the couple wanted... more


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