Unlike many verbs used in self referrence, googling one’s self is surprisingly pleasing and won’t lead to hairy palms either. Why I just discovered that my egomaniacal intention to publish works with self-aggrandizing titles has already been satisfied:

• Kavin’s World by David Mason
• The Return of Kavin by David Mason

Not only is “The Return of Kavin” akin to the epic and awe-inspiring title of a certain George Lucas movie, but my namesake’s grandiose titling came first!

Yes, this must truly be a just reward for enduring the lifetime sentence of an easily mispronounced and uncommon first name.