Around the globe, the sphincters of men over thirty everywhere have begun to tremble. Yes, the much loved PSA test, which detects prostate cancer via a blood test rather an inserted pinkie, is considered “all but useless.”
The only certain outcome from this revelation is an astronomical growth in the number of male patients seeking family doctors with thin and delicate digits.
Science has a little under three years to come up with a more humane test! On behalf of all men....don't make them give us the finger!
Posted by: Ian on September 14, 2004 10:53 PM
so these doctors are playing a round of golf when the proctologist, goes to record their scores for the first hole. He pulls out his rectal thermometer and curses. "What the matter Bob?"
"Oh, it's just that some asshole has my pen"
Posted by: Abe on September 16, 2004 9:15 AM
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