How do you respond to an article like Childless couple told to try sex? According to Ananova, this couple simply had no conception¹ of how the human reproductive process begins:

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren’t having sex…

A clinic spokesman said: “When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: “What do you mean?”.

“We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate.”

Didn’t MAD TV do a skit about this once?

¹ Please pardon the pun.