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'So... What do you recommend I use to drive on a par 4?'I'm gonna need some time.

Obviously my prediction for game seven between the Wild and the Canucks was necessarily rose-tinted; I'm not Dionne Warwick. But there were a few things I wasn't wrong about: The Canucks had absolutely every thing to lose and the Wild are the most emotionally unsatisfying of possible opponents.

If I see anymore of Jacques Lemerre's bland, trapping, fugly teams I'm liable to lurch all over their characteristic, workmanlike rhetoric. It's a brutal pill, and while I don't begrudge the Wild for their victory and undeniable quality, I certainly don't think there's any way to absorb defeat at their hands.

I feel more like Jennifer Connelly at the conclusion of Requiem for a Dream about this loss than I did when the Raiders got super-bowled over by the Bucs or when Manchester United were recently outclassed by Real Madrid.

The Book of Numbers


0 The number of times a team has come back twice from 3-1 series deficits before tonight.
1 The biggest goal difference the Canucks were able to hold onto for their 3 series wins.
2 Todd Bertuzzi's final series goal tally versus Minnesota.
3 The number of games the Canucks never lost in a row all season, until tonight.
3.24 Dan Cloutier's final goals against average for the playoffs.
6 The number of times Minnesota has faced elimination from the playoffs and won.
8 The Vancouver Canucks total playoff home games, grossing roughly $3,000,000 in gate receipts each.
9 The amount of points seperating the Canucks (104pts) from the Wild (95pts) in the regular season standings.
12 The number of saves Cloutier made in Game 7 against 16 Wild shots.
60 Bertuzzi's total playoff penalty minutes, which currently rivals the total penalty minutes for the entire Anaheim team before they start the Western Final.
99 Trevor Linden's total playoff games in a Vancouver Jersey.
2004 The last year in which to make a run for Lord Stanley's cup before the NHL's CBA shuts down or blows up the league as we know it.
1,000,000 The number of years Jacques Lemaire imagined before the Wild would advance this far towards the Stanley Cup.

Puck Off

Oh well, atleast I have my shining Canucks moment of the playoff to hold onto:
Bertuzzi's awesome crunching of St. Louis defenceman Bryce Salvador in the Blues' zone, which set the tone for a confident romp in Game 7 of that series.

Good luck to Ottawa--strictly nationalistic sentimentality there--and so much for any interest in Hockey deep into May.

Atleast the playoff beard is soon to be a memory.

A Hitler-stache, every man wonders 'what if?' The idiots try it out and see...

Comments

I wonder if smacking the Wild around some more would have made the loss easier to bear. Probably not.

To Bertuzzi: "why? why? whyyyyyyyyy???"
To Cloutier: "It's not your fault!" (ahem, yah it is!)

From someone who just began watching the sport, I have to admit I don't believe the Canucks are as lousy a team as I thought but this game did NOT reinforce that!!!!

"Inconsistency" seems to be the word of the day! Now I have to figure out whether they are consistently inconsistent (say that ten times fast).

Posted by: Ann on May 11, 2003 7:17 AM