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Zebra

# Novelty animal that exists solely to save linguists from the embarrassment of failing to populate the final pages of their dictionaries. # An overweight man in overtight breeches who receives steady streams of abuse whenever he makes a call in the visiting team's favour. Certainly of illegitmate origin. The original name for the beast more likely originates from an African Clicking Language that pronounces the name: click-CLICK-click-click-CLICK-nun-u-HOI-cluck-CLICK-click-cluck-clickety-click