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◊ Dic·tion·ar·y ◊ Verb  ◊  Michael Bolton
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mic·hael·bol·ton
Derived Forms: Michael Bolton, n. | Michael Boltonesque adj.
Etymology: Have you ever seen the music video to When a Man Loves a Woman?

  1. To attempt an endeavour by relying purely upon blood-curdling effort rather than a practice of genuine talent.
  2. A brute-force approach to art.
  3. An act of sonic cruelty. Usually accompanied by a gruesome bulging of veins in the forehead and an amusing--were it not foremost so pitiful--necessity to employ a scraggly mullet as an elaborate combover.

"After being laughed off American Idol, she acknowledged that she would have to Michael Bolton her performances in order to ever pursue a professional singing career again."

"That pitcher has to routinely Michael Bolton his pitches just to get them over the plate!"

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