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◊ Dic·tion·ar·y ◊ Noun  ◊  Daddy Gut

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dad·dy gut
Etymology: Discovered and coined by Ian D’Lima shortly after the birth of his beautiful little daughter.

  1. A bulge in a man’s lower belly which is caused by him pushing out his stomach to help distribute the weight of the child he’s holding.
  2. A development along the abdomen of new fathers which causes their stomachs to appear permanently distended due to their lack of childbearing hips.
  3. Divine retribution on behalf of mothers everywhere.

"I hope this daddy gut isn't permanent...." - Kavinay Kishor, 2005

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"Childbearing hips??? Who has childbearing hips? Ask not what you do not wish to have answered. And answer not for the sake of self-preservation!!! :)"

Posted by: The Wife on June 3, 2005 5:35 PM

"Have you ever seen women whose hips are the same size as their waists? They look like men with breasts (except they usually don't have much boobage, and they dress like hooches because they're so thin, but that only makes the whole "cut like a man" thing more obvious). Therefore childbearing hips are sexy, whether or not Kavin's comment was directed at anyone, or if I noticed and agreed or disagreed. Besides, be glad you're not a vampire: http://www.rifters.com/real/progress.htm"

Posted by: Steve on June 3, 2005 9:39 PM

"i have child bearing hips, so ive been told sooo many times"

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