Daddy Gut
- A bulge in a man’s lower belly which is caused by him pushing out his stomach to help distribute the weight of the child he’s holding.
- A development along the abdomen of new fathers which causes their stomachs to appear permanently distended due to their lack of childbearing hips.
- Divine retribution on behalf of mothers everywhere.
dad·dy gut
Etymology: Discovered and coined by Ian D’Lima shortly after the birth of his beautiful little daughter.
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Deliverance
- The service of having your country shot to pieces under the presumption that such decimation should naturally command your gratitude.
de·liv·er·ance
Etymology: From the prolific White House/Bush 2004 spin rooms.
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Dictionary
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A reference book containing an alphabetical list of words, with information given for each word, usually including meaning, pronunciation, etymology and hidden biasses.
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A sophist's best friend.
dic·tion·ar·y
Plural: dic·tion·ar·ies
Etymology: Medieval Latin dictionarium, from Late Latin diction-, dictio word, from Latin for speaking.
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