June 3, 2005

Daddy Gut

  1. A bulge in a man’s lower belly which is caused by him pushing out his stomach to help distribute the weight of the child he’s holding.
  2. A development along the abdomen of new fathers which causes their stomachs to appear permanently distended due to their lack of childbearing hips.
  3. Divine retribution on behalf of mothers everywhere.

dad·dy gut
Etymology: Discovered and coined by Ian D’Lima shortly after the birth of his beautiful little daughter.

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March 21, 2004

Deliverance

  1. The service of having your country shot to pieces under the presumption that such decimation should naturally command your gratitude.

de·liv·er·ance
Etymology: From the prolific White House/Bush 2004 spin rooms.

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October 23, 2003

Dictionary

  1. A reference book containing an alphabetical list of words, with information given for each word, usually including meaning, pronunciation, etymology and hidden biasses.
  2. A sophist's best friend.

dic·tion·ar·y
Plural: dic·tion·ar·ies
Etymology: Medieval Latin dictionarium, from Late Latin diction-, dictio word, from Latin for speaking.

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